Don't Ever Do This To Your Child...
I think I'm going to be sick...
No, this is not my family and me (for all you smart asses). I'm guessing this picture is from the 80's. If it's not and it's current, then these people are living in a time warp. Never, ever do this to your child or his hair. I'm pretty sure that little boy (?) is self-conscious of this picture by now. If he's not, then he will be eventually. Shame on his parents! I hope the kid has a good therapist, really.
If you had to create a title for this picture, what would you call it?
posted by eatmisery @ 8/23/2005 09:11:00 AM
24 Comments:
At 9:19 AM, August 23, 2005,
your shit-stirring sister said…
Hey! Didn't you have the kid's haircut when you were a freshman in high school?
(heeheehee!)
At 9:36 AM, August 23, 2005,
mr_g said…
So finally we have an answer to the question, "What do you get when you mix Ratt, Warrant and Poison and cross with Leta Ford?"
At 10:08 AM, August 23, 2005,
eatmisery said…
Sadly, I've never been able to pull off the "big hair" look. Mine is bone-straight and doesn't hold a curl. *Sniff*Sniff*Sigh*
At 10:10 AM, August 23, 2005,
beans said…
glam-rock-mullet-family-hell.
um.. ya.
At 10:46 AM, August 23, 2005,
sue said…
sad. really sad.
At 11:06 AM, August 23, 2005,
Meg said…
Oh. My. God.
I couldn't possibly caption the photo. There are no words!
At 11:55 AM, August 23, 2005,
Dida said…
Please, please, PUH-LEEZE tell me this was somebody's fun with Photoshop!!
At 12:17 PM, August 23, 2005,
Fist Tickle Brick said…
I think a good title would be "An Average Family from Arkansas".
At 12:24 PM, August 23, 2005,
Lizard Queen said…
OMG - I don't have a title for that picture...but the parent's totally look like a couple that went to my high school...that is so many kinds of wrong...
Maybe it could be called...Aquanet Family of the Year...hmmmm...that's my best stab at a caption.
At 1:21 PM, August 23, 2005,
onangelwings said…
I just wonder if that poor kid is a boy or a girl? My sister had my nephew in a mohawk from the age of 2-5. He is 10 now and a juvenile delinquent.
At 1:41 PM, August 23, 2005,
justrose said…
these are the best mullets ever.
At 3:04 PM, August 23, 2005,
Rae Ann said…
I think I went to school with those people!
At 3:29 PM, August 23, 2005,
Nytro said…
wait... that's a BOY?
At 4:03 PM, August 23, 2005,
Katrina said…
The danger of the hair-dryer...
At 6:04 PM, August 23, 2005,
Gladys Cortez said…
"When Mousse Attacks."
At 7:12 PM, August 23, 2005,
madman said…
"TRASH AND CHILD"
At 7:33 PM, August 23, 2005,
your apologetic sister said…
"The Bigfoot Family Portrait"
At 9:28 PM, August 23, 2005,
Helen said…
Jesus H. Christ. There are no words.
At 11:13 PM, August 23, 2005,
Erin said…
Oh. Ju. Dus. Priest.
WTF?????
I think my gag reflex is kicking in!
At 12:47 AM, August 24, 2005,
Kikhwa said…
Holy mother.
My title : "President, Vice President, and Secretary of the Bon Jovi Fan Club"
Title no. 2: "Head Banger's Ball: The Family Edition"
At 4:32 AM, August 24, 2005,
As always... Rachael said…
"when mullets attack?"
At 9:45 PM, August 24, 2005,
Aliecat said…
I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
At 7:08 PM, August 25, 2005,
Anonymous said…
I just took my kids to their first day of school for this year. There were TWIN boys with that hair cut in the 2nd grade! :)
At 5:50 PM, September 03, 2005,
Anonymous said…
"When Idiots Breed"
That's cruel, I know, but it was cruel of them to have ever walked around looking like that.
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