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  • Friday, October 14, 2005

    Halloween Questions That Don't Need Answers...

    *Why do some cemeteries have a sign that reads “One Way - Do Not Enter?”
    *Why do they put locks on cemetery gates?
    *Could it be that all those trick-or-treaters wearing sheets aren't going as ghosts but as mattresses?
    *Why is it that we never see ghosts of lower life forms?
    *Is it true you can make a witch scratch by taking away her "w?"
    *Do ghosts drink evaporated milk?
    *Do witches stay home on weekends or do they go away for a spell?
    *Do cemeteries have fences around them because people are dying to get in?
    *Does a witch tell the time by looking at her witch watch?
    *If you take the circumference of your jack-o-lantern and divide it by its diameter wouldn't you get Pumpkin Pi?
    *Why do ghosts usually appear just before someone screams?
    *Is the reason why kids sometimes dress up in Mommy's old clothes for Halloween and not Daddy's because Daddies don't have any old clothes? Aren't they still wearing them?
    *Just who is it that models for all those Halloween Masks?
    *Why aren't there any Halloween carols?
    *Why is it that nobody ever dresses up as Santa Claus on Halloween?
    *If skeletons had a beauty contest, would 'no body' win?
    *Does Dracula keep his wife awake all night because of his coffin?
    *How come ghosts can walk through walls, but don't fall through the floor?
    *Would a dyslexic witch use a magic spell checker?
    *Why is there always more Twizzlers and Jawbreakers in trick-or-treat bags than Butterfingers or Kit-Kats?
    *Why exactly did that witch have an oven in her gingerbread house? Doesn't gingerbread burn easily? And what does she do when it rains? Don’t you think there are better building materials out there for her to make her house out of?
    *If there were three witches watching three watches, which witch watches which watch?
    *How come Halloween is celebrated at night but Christmas and Easter are celebrated in the morning?
    *How come adults tell children not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, they encourage it?
    *Why is it that, on Halloween when you say trick or treat, they never say trick?

    Mindless, useless, silly stuff today...sorry!


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