Words Women Use...
1.) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are
right, and you need to shut the fuck up.
2.) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour.
Don't be mad about this; it is just the same 5 minutes you use when
it's your turn to help do things around the house.
3.) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something,
and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing"
usually end in "fine" (see #1).
4.) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5.) Loud Sigh: This is not actually a word but a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an
idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of "nothing.").
6.) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman
can make to a man. "That's okay" means she wants to think long and hard
before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question or faint. Just
say you're welcome.
8.) Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying "FUCK YOU!"
9.) Don't worry about it; I got it: Another dangerous statement,
meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but
is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "what's wrong?"- for the woman's response refer to #3.
10.) Sleep with one eye open: This is one I use often. This means you better do just that or you'll never see the hammer before it strikes you in the temple.